*sees a lesbian couple in a film where they both have long fingernails* Okay.. that sounds fake but okay
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A day out with my girlfriend…
“One time, my girlfriend and I were shopping and decided to go into Victoria’s Secret. Being a lesbian couple, nobody questions it when we go into changing rooms together because they think we’re just friends, which we thoroughly take advantage of.
I wasn’t trying anything on, but my girlfriend picked out this sexy black bra and when she puts it on, she can see me start to get turned on. I’m sitting on the chair in the changing room, so she leans over and puts her hands on my thighs so that we’re at eye level. She leans over to my ear and says quietly, “Do you like this baby?” All I can do is nod and stare at her gorgeous body.
She starts nipping at my neck and sighing in my ear and I can’t take it anymore, so I decide to take control. I stand up and push her against the wall hard and she gasps. She loves it when I get a little rough with her, so I take her hands and pin them above her head. I start kissing her roughly and running my free hand over her exposed stomach. She’s getting worked up and starts trying to grind her hips against me to get some friction.
I suddenly move my hand between her legs and start rubbing her through her jeans, hard. She starts moaning softly in my mouth and I can feel her wetness begin to soak through her jeans. I’m starting to think she might be able to cum from this alone, but I’m worried that she’s going to get too loud and I also want to be able to fuck her properly, so all of a sudden, I let go of her and take a step back.
“Put on your clothes,” I say. She looks desperate and a little wrecked and so fucking sexy, and it takes everything I have not to tear off her jeans and take her right then and there. She tries to protest but I won’t budge, so she begrudgingly puts her clothes back on and we walk out to my car.
When we get inside, she pulls me over to her and starts kissing my passionately with her hands in my hair. I start massaging her thigh and moving my hand higher and higher, but stop before I make it to where she really wants me. I slide my fingers gently over the apex of her jeans and she bucks up into my hand.
“Please baby,” she says desperately. Hearing her beg like that makes me weak, but I just love teasing her so much and I still want to be able to fuck her properly, which I can’t really do in my car in the middle of a crowded parking garage. My hand is still touching her softly through her jeans and I say, “I’m sorry babygirl but you’re gonna have to wait until we get home.”
At this point, she’s completely beside herself, very frustrated, and maybe even a little bit angry with me for not giving her what she needs. She huffs, and I grin cheekily and start my car. I feel a little bad, but I just remind myself how great it’ll be once we finally get home and can be as loud and messy as we want
As I’m pulling out of the parking lot though, she turns to me and says, “Maybe I’ll just do it myself.” She shoots me a sly smile and starts to undo the buttons on her jeans and slides them, along with her underwear, down to her knees.
I’m completely speechless and just trying not to crash my car as she starts fingering herself in the passenger seat. It’s one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen and I’m so tempted to pull my car over and fuck her right there, but I’m also really enjoying watching her so I just keep driving, trying to get home as fast as I can.
She starts moaning quietly and saying my name and I feel like I’m about to internally combust. It’s nearly impossible to keep my eyes on the road. Eventually we come up on a red light and I can tell she’s getting close because her eyes are shut tight, her mouth is wide open, and she’s rubbing her clit in fast little circles.
While we’re stopped, I lean over, put my hand on her thigh and try to kiss her neck, but she pushes me away and says, “No touching, you lost your privileges.” Her voice sounds shaky and out of breath but firm, so I lean back and just watch her come undone.
She has one hand working her clit furiously and she slides two fingers on her other hand inside of her. It doesn’t take long before she’s writhing on the seat and gasping, “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,” as her orgasm comes crashing over her. She’s shaking and moaning uncontrollably and I can feel that my own underwear is completely soaked from what I’m watching.
She starts to come down, breathing heavily and looking at me in a way that lets me know that I need to get home right now. There’s a large wet spot on the seat and the car smells like sex, which only serves to work me up even more.
Finally, the light turns green and I get us back in record time. Needless to say, we barely made it through the door before tearing each other’s clothes off and having some of the most amazing sex we’ve ever had.”
when you see a lesbian couple and you’re like “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im one of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
today a lesbian couple came into the cafe and one asked what was in the bread and the other said “bananas, it’s sweet and healthy, just like you!” and i felt the weariness of my soul lift up into heaven
imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..
Unusual Asks
- Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
- is your room messy or clean?
- what color are your eyes?
- do you like your name? why?
- what is your relationship status?
- describe your personality in 3 words or less
- what color hair do you have?
- what kind of car do you drive? color?
- where do you shop?
- how would you describe your style?
- favorite social media account
- what size bed do you have?
- any siblings?
- if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
- favorite snapchat filter?
- favorite makeup brand(s)
- how many times a week do you shower?
- favorite tv show?
- shoe size?
- how tall are you?
- sandals or sneakers?
- do you go to the gym?
- describe your dream date
- how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
- what color socks are you wearing?
- how many pillows do you sleep with?
- do you have a job? what do you do?
- how many friends do you have?
- whats the worst thing you have ever done?
- whats your favorite candle scent?
- 3 favorite boy names
- 3 favorite girl names
- favorite actor?
- favorite actress?
- who is your celebrity crush?
- favorite movie?
- do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
- money or brains?
- do you have a nickname? what is it?
- how many times have you been to the hospital?
- top 10 favorite songs
- do you take any medications daily?
- what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
- what is your biggest fear?
- how many kids do you want?
- whats your go to hair style?
- what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
- who is your role model?
- what was the last compliment you received?
- what was the last text you sent?
- how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
- what is your dream car?
- opinion on smoking?
- do you go to college?
- what is your dream job?
- would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
- do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
- do you have freckles?
- do you smile for pictures?
- how many pictures do you have on your phone?
- have you ever peed in the woods?
- do you still watch cartoons?
- do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
- Favorite dipping sauce?
- what do you wear to bed?
- have you ever won a spelling bee?
- what are your hobbies?
- can you draw?
- do you play an instrument?
- what was the last concert you saw?
- tea or coffee?
- Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
- do you want to get married?
- what is your crush’s first and last initial?
- are you going to change your last name when you get married?
- what color looks best on you?
- do you miss anyone right now?
- do you sleep with your door open or closed?
- do you believe in ghosts?
- what is your biggest pet peeve?
- last person you called`
- favorite ice cream flavor?
- regular oreos or golden oreos?
- chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
- what shirt are you wearing?
- what is your phone background?
- are you outgoing or shy?
- do you like it when people play with your hair?
- do you like your neighbors?
- do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
- have you ever been high?
- have you ever been drunk?
- last thing you ate?
- favorite lyrics right now
- summer or winter?
- day or night?
- dark, milk, or white chocolate?
- favorite month?
- what is your zodiac sign
- who was the last person you cried in front of?
I wanna live in a little quaint cottage that backs up to a big old forest full of birds and deer and mystery and i want to dry my laundry outside when its sunny and tend to my garden when its foggy and sit inside by the fire and write when its rainy
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